31 Days of Halloween - Day 18 - The Greasy Strangler (2016)
Where do we start! The Greasy Strangler is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Well, it’s a bit John Waters. It’s a bit Napoleon Dynamite. It’s a bit porno. Main character Big Ronnie (Michael St. Michaels is JUST fabulous) spends most of the time naked, with a huge (and we mean HUGE) prosthetic penis. Our eyes are sore.
Big Ronnie is also a serial killer who likes nothing better than to cover himself with grease and strangle people until their eyeballs pop out. Sometimes he eats their eyeballs too. He lives with his son Big Brayden (Sky Elobar) who cooks him exceptionally greasy food. They also run a disco tour, where they show clients – and victims – the apartment where Earth, Wind AND Fire all lived together.
Big Brayden suspects his Dad is the Strangler, but gets waylaid by a very physical relationship – his first – with saucy Janet (Elizabeth De Razzo). Big Ronnie also takes a liking to Janet, which leads literally to a cock fight.
It’s OTT. It’s hilarious. And it’s ******* brilliant. It’s time to get greasy, folks.
BEST GREASY FOOD: Got to be a fry-up
GORE RATING: 2/5
SCARES: 0/5
DISTURBIA: 5/5 (for all the wrong/right reasons)
TOTAL HALLOWEEN VIEWING RATING: 10/10
Watch it for: An instant cult classic – we’re no bullshit artist
Watch out for: OUR EYES CANNOT UNSEEEEEEEEE
Where do we start! The Greasy Strangler is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Well, it’s a bit John Waters. It’s a bit Napoleon Dynamite. It’s a bit porno. Main character Big Ronnie (Michael St. Michaels is JUST fabulous) spends most of the time naked, with a huge (and we mean HUGE) prosthetic penis. Our eyes are sore.
Big Ronnie is also a serial killer who likes nothing better than to cover himself with grease and strangle people until their eyeballs pop out. Sometimes he eats their eyeballs too. He lives with his son Big Brayden (Sky Elobar) who cooks him exceptionally greasy food. They also run a disco tour, where they show clients – and victims – the apartment where Earth, Wind AND Fire all lived together.
Big Brayden suspects his Dad is the Strangler, but gets waylaid by a very physical relationship – his first – with saucy Janet (Elizabeth De Razzo). Big Ronnie also takes a liking to Janet, which leads literally to a cock fight.
It’s OTT. It’s hilarious. And it’s ******* brilliant. It’s time to get greasy, folks.
BEST GREASY FOOD: Got to be a fry-up
GORE RATING: 2/5
SCARES: 0/5
DISTURBIA: 5/5 (for all the wrong/right reasons)
TOTAL HALLOWEEN VIEWING RATING: 10/10
Watch it for: An instant cult classic – we’re no bullshit artist
Watch out for: OUR EYES CANNOT UNSEEEEEEEEE
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